a blog relationship

i'll be off and on my blog.. since i was freakishly busy plus with no laptop, it's just worse! hmm NVM.. however, i wont make my blog private.. read as you wish.. thanks!

online narcisisst, are you??

well i somewhat read this in a local magazine.. asking "are you an online narcissist??" i was like,... "menatang ape tuuu???" i knew narcissist is something, someone, and almost like when a person is loving him/herself too much, terlalu self-concious, -absorbed.. senang cerita kau bangga diri la with what you have, done, said, own, achieved, and the list goes on and on.. then i thought, aku salah seorang daripada nya atau tak?? kan??

well, after a while of evaluation, i was, i mean WAS *stressing the past tense, darlings* narcissistic.. i mean c'mon.. maybe itu function nya does tweets and status updates, and yeahhh like this one.. BLOGGING.. soo when it gets too much, people gona get sick.. right??

so if you updated your status every other 5minutes with your crappy thoughts and irrelevant status, oh-mak-kau-aku-lagi-pemes like

"my results sucks/i crashed my dad's car/i'm grounded cuz i broke curfew/caught minum air ketum and feel like the end of the world.. mari terjun sg klang"
*unsur macam kau nak mati esok padahal lusa aku nampak kau makan aiskrim kat mid valley dengan awek*

atau

"aku nak gi jamban in another 5.78 secs kejap lagi.."
*unsur perlu-bkerr-bagitau?!*

atau

"OMG, OMG pakwe ai belikan ai sebijik ferrari!!" dan "harini bapak aku bg aku balik kampus naik private jet*
*unsur tayang harta*

atau

"hari ni i hangout dengan artis dot dot dot meletops yang masuk melodi tiap minggu tuuu.."
*unsur tumpang muka kat tivo AND gila-glamer*

atau

"aku ada latest phone/iphone/baju/kereta/kasut/designer goodies yang limited edition/special edition/bunker edition/anniversary mak-bapak aku edition.. EKAU HADOO???"
*unsur aku mamat-minah hap-tu-det*

well obviously im exagerating the words.. hyperbola??

even there's a statistics saying that Malaysians like to upload picture albums more than other countries dalam bola hijau-biru yang pusing-pusing atas paksinya.. haha.. ada tu just to show their everyday life, what they are currently doing..

contoh: tunjuk bakat macam amek photos ke.. mane taw rezeki kan.. tapi kalau termaktub dalam 5 perkara diatas.. ehemmm pikir la sendiri..

so it wasnt wrong to update your status, tweets and everything online.. cuz that is where your friends get to know what's current, what you were actually doing and everything.. but you will know when actually people starts to menyampah and everything on you.. time tu kita kena slowly take a step back and do everything in a lower pace..

budak baju belang-belang tu online narcissist terlampau

featured on blog's list!

LIKE A THOUSAND AND MILLIONS OH THANKS SANDRA AZWAN!! it means ALOT to me.. :D

so here's a print screen of it.. credits to bysandraazwan

BTW sandra azwan is actually a fresh fashion designer.. so if you saw Alyah's cool clothes in her performances, he's the one who designed it for her!!

p/s: sandra, i hope you dont mind mentioning your name here.. hehehe anyway thanks again!!

ottoke? = apa nak buat?

entah ye entah tak aku eja korea ni..

bila kita stress apa kita buat???

bunuh orang-orang?? bunuh kucem sebelah rumah??? NO NO NO...

KITA GI PANTAI sambil makan jagung cup!!!!!

ohh yess time ni stress lepas kena marah dengan pakcik kebun yg kitorang interview sebelum tu.. sampai hampir-hampir berlanggaran antara dua skuter!! citer selanjutnya?? japppppp.. bagi aku basuh baju dulu.. *padahal cuci washing machine 2 hengget*

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ohh some were taken by me, abang ajip and my friends in terengganu.. just random pics before, while, and just after reaching terengganu.. smooth flight, i like..

terliur?

makanan di warung kacang kopi dan daun teh

mama saya


saya


abang ajip - gambar ni nak buat gamba facebook dia

abang fiq and abang ajip - both awesomely fat


bas canggih

penyambut tetamu

pose bebeh pose!

pami!


ni je gambar saya.. dah, bai!

yang mana satu idaman kalbu??

oink oink oink.. dah hapdate wishlist untuk 2011! macam nak tambah-tambah lagi tapi nanti-nanti la kot.. nak sugar glider seekor bila rase macam "heh, sekarang roomate duduk luar, balik kejap-kejap je.. takde teman.." ingat nak tambah lagi satu macam yang dibawah ini tapi kena pikir banyak-banyak kali.. sigh!

i actually been thinking to chop off my hair.. seriousssss... tengok satu blog ni her short hair really defines her face.. plus, aku malas nak jage! roomate kesayangan kata tak yah potong, skandal lame juga kate begitu.. (ang ang ang kantoi disitu! oy skandal lame je okeh!) tapi serious rase cam berkurun ta berambut pendek... errrr... ok last year dah potong rambut macam agnes monica dalam matahari tu.. sudah, jangan nak gedik..tee hehehe

soo it's kindda a situation i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-my-hair-to-cut-colour-and-relax-em..


for the past few months asek buat treament.. yet, rambut gugur jugak.. ommmmm, geram ohh..

kalau dengar si jason aka hairstylist aku tu memang la dia kata "u try buat ni la, itula lalala.."


no money no talk-talk bebeh.. tunggu duit ASB aku masuk riban-riban, ko buat la camne-camne pun rambut aku.. jangan kaler hijau je sudah, dibuatnya mak aku nampak memang kena sedut la rambut aku dengan vacuum cleaner.. ok penegasan metafora.. mak aku akan bebel je satu minggu suntuk..

soo apakah idea anda untuk rambut yang menawan?

soalan bimbo: fox dengan wolf tak sama kan??

aku TERAMAT LAH bored hari ini, malam ni.. im getting sick doing research for the past two weeks AND will have more research until 8 february.. seriously sickening.. so i go around my hostel, facebook to annoy people.. call me annoying but yes.. i find it fun doing it.. mengaku sebagai seorang yang annoying menambah-nambahkan lagi perisa masak..... ohh bukan,.. perasaan annoying yang menebal dalam jiwa raga ni.. OH! DRAMA QUEEN NYA!... *sigh*

maka selepas mengacau orang di facebook dan classmate saya syud di YM, aku pun pergi ke bilik diare untuk mengacau.. mula la proses mengacau ni... HAHAHAHAHA

mula nya aku kitorang bercerita pasal cerita gominam.. gambar atas nih.. ala citer you're beautiful, citer korea yang famous tu.. tak tengok?? sila google.

mula dialog mcam ni la.........

Aku @ A: aku tak leyh la nak buat muka park shin hye @gominam tu.. aku ta reti nyanyi dengan main keyboard...

Diare @ D: boleh je ko melalak..

A: tapi aku tade muke park shin hye.. omm.. aku buat muka megan fox la, nak??

D: bahahahahaha!!!!!

A : pahal ko gelak?? mane tau nanti aku jadi model klip video love the way you lie...... *muka sedih*

D: pahal ko menyimpang jauh ke megan fox?? kalau ko jadi aku orang first buka club anti-megan fox palsu!

A: ngaaaa!! jahat giler ko.. chup-chupp.. ko agak-agak si gumiho tu sedara megan fox tak??

gumiho musang berekor 9..

hahahahaha mula dah keluar soalan sengal...

D :mane aku tau gumiho tu sedare-mare dia ke idak..

A: omm.. ke dia sedara dengan jacob citer twillight tu ek?? jap, fox dengan wolf same ke?? kerabat-kerabat musang jugak ke??

padahal musang=fox, serigala=wolf was obviously lain kot..

D: kalau fox dengan wolf sedare maksud nya megan fox sedara la jugak dengan wolverine kan??

tu yang citer van helsing tu pon ade bau bau bacang wolf jugak kan??

ok time ni dua-dua muka blurrr =.="

A: ye ke?? dah tu musang berjanggut tu??

D: hahahahahahaha *golek-golek atas katil* mane tau sebenar nya megan fox lahir kat gua musang... hahahahaha

A: entah-entah musang berjanggut tu atuk megan fox tak???? hahahahahaha

D: cube ko tanya sendiri megan fox nanti..

part ni aku tak tahan cuz diare buat suara macam megan fox duduk satu bilek je dengan aku kan...

later we spent almost minutes laughing sampai kejang perut.. nasib appendix kitorang tak pecah!

p/s: aku rase aku dah boring sangat sampai citer ni pun nak heboh... ohh pathetic nya!